"Episode 4"
Scram.
Take a look.
Why don't you see it?
Why the load of crap? Quickly take a look.
How did I get first place by counting backward?
No.
This is an illusion.
This must be an illusion.
-I saw it. An illusion. -Da Chuan, 163.
I passed too.
-I passed. -We passed.
Thank you.
Stand properly.
Be quiet.
Stand properly.
You did well this time.
Zhao Qiao Yi.
Yan Mo.
If I'll pour the Coke from here...
will it reach the first floor?
Aren't you ridiculous?
I have never succeeded. Give it a try.
How brilliant.
Let me try.
Who poured the water on me?
A bunch of troublemakers.
Let's go.
Here.
Who poured on me?
Come out.
If you don't come out, I won't give you the graduation certificate.
Come out.
If not, all of you will be penalised.
These troublemakers.
They are pissing me off.
Let's go.
The monthly exam is over.
You can rest for a bit.
But...
don't let your guard down.
The next monthly exam will come soon.
Got it.
During the start of a new term, we have a new rule.
One will be fined five dollars for each late arrival.
I've counted it yesterday.
Right now,
we have 625 dollars.
Fei Da Chuan alone has contributed 580 dollars.
The spirit and selfless devotion is quite moving.
So, the topic of the day is to discuss how we should use the money.
I suggest to have a reading corner in class.
Spend everything to buy books.
-Teacher. -Listen carefully.
Teacher Gao.
Let's go singing.
Singing again?
Hao Wu Yi, can you be more creative?
That's right.
-That's right. -Teacher.
I know a newly opened roller skating rink. Let's go there.
Yu Miao Miao, must you go against me?
All you know is to play.
Let's visit the museum. Write a composition after that.
No.
Let's visit Zhongshan Park then.
Teacher, no.
What do you want to do then?
Why don't we divide it?
-Each person can get... -It's 10.08 dollars.
What? Divide it?
You might as well return the money to me.
-No way. -Teacher.
Why don't we go for a picnic?
I think that will do.
Class monitor's suggestion is good.
Mountain climbing doesn't only build strength,
but character too. Also, we can have a scenery sighting.
That's perfect.
You can write the afterthought when you're back.
Teacher.
Yu Miao Miao said many complimented that her eyes resemble Faye Wong's.
What with the pretence?
Anyone can tell she's using the eyelid tape.
Except Zhao Guan Chao.
How pitiful.
He's blind at such a young age.
It's still early. Let's go and have milk tea.
I'm going to my grandmother's house.
It's not the same direction. Bye.
Right, remember to help with the homework.
No problem. A piece of cake.
Da Xiong.
Let's go.
-Where to? -Play video games.
Follow me. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Come. Look here.
Students.
We're going to reach soon.
We'll eat once we arrived.
I don't know what's wrong with my mum recently.
She's being like a firecracker. She flips out easily.
Who are you texting?
Want to have a drink?
No.
Boring. I specially prepared the vodka.
Don't let Teacher Gao see it.
Impossible.
There's a camouflage.
Master.
You look handsome today.
The man who wears a tie looks the best.
Qiao Yi.
You're playing with fire.
Is there any that has been roasted?
Here. Try it.
It's hot.
Yan Mo.
Try one.
Try it.
It contains a large amount of 3,4-Benzpyrene.
It's carcinogen.
It turns out that you're a very particular person.
Class monitor.
My mum did say that it's not very healthy.
So, she told me not to take too much of it.
This nicely roasted. Try it.
I don't like to use the tableware that others have used.
My mum doesn't like it too.
Qiao Yi, our mum doesn't have so many rules.
Right, my son?
Zhao Guan Chao, don't come back!
Qiao Yi, do you want Coke?
All right. Thanks.
Qiao Yi.
It's my turn to be on duty.
I need to pack the things.
But I'm having period today.
Can you help me out?
Qiao Yi is the best. Thank you.
Da Chuan.
Have you seen Wu Yi?
She went to the washroom.
Guess who I am.
Hao Wu Yi.
Why are you here?
I'm here for a picnic with a few guy friends.
We brought the tent.
We'll be staying here tonight.
Light a bonfire and watch the stars.
Do you want to join us?
No way. My mum doesn't allow me to stay outside.
Tell her you stay at your friend's. It's settled then.
I can't.
Why are you being shy?
Da Xiong.
Hi, Teacher Gao.
Leave first.
What are you doing?
Zhao Guan Chao.
You're seeing him?
Can you not tell Qiao Yi about it?
I'm afraid that she doesn't like Da Xiong.
All right.
How much is it?
Talking about money will hurt the friendship.
You need to do me a favour.
What is it?
Zhao Guan Chao, what favour?
This is life.
Fei Da Chuan.
Come on.
Let's have a talk.
Come on.
Do you know why I'm looking for you?
I'll beat you to death. You're always late.
Also, mind your hair.
Come here.
Can't you stay low profile?
Is it good to be so high profile?
Liu Yang.
I'm here.
Zhang Xiao Fan.
Over here.
Did I hear it wrongly?
You want me to help you ask Yu Miao Miao out?
Don't you know she and I are sworn enemies?
Laugh.
Pretend as though Daniel Wu and Louis Koo are kneeling before you,
to propose to you.
Isn't that Zhao Guan Chao and Hao Wu Yi?
Are you happy?
Zhao Guan Chao, what time are we going to the movies tomorrow?
I'm afraid I can't make it.
I'm going singing with Wu Yi, right?
That's right.
I don't care.
You asked me out first.
All right. I'll pick you up at 11 o'clock.
Thank you.
Buddy.
-Sun Zhen Qi. -Here.
-Yu Miao Miao. -Here.
Yan Mo.
What are you doing? Return the brush to me.
Hurry.
You...
You had a drink?
I accidentally had a drink containing 80 grams of alcohol.
I forgot to check the alcohol content.
I'm not sure how much exactly did I take.
Give it to me.
It's Da Chuan's wine.
Da Chuan is screwed.
Don't you speak to teacher.
-If teacher smell... -Why?
What is it?
It's not your work. Why didn't you decline?
You meant Yu Miao Miao?
It's not good to reject her face to face.
If you don't like it, can't you voice it out?
Of course not.
It's so embarrassing to reject her face to face.
What if you like it?
That's fine.
It doesn't make sense.
Look at you.
Why are you relating it to logic again?
I can't differentiate the fallacies of relevance,
fallacy of presumption and fallacy of ambiguity.
Won't you feel devastated?
I'm devastated now.
Why do you behave like this when you are drunk?
It's my first time.
Da Chuan is screwed.
-I began to sympathise Da Chuan. -Why buy coke?
Who bought Coke?
You have dimples when you smile?
You should smile more often.
All right.
All right. We should go back.
-They'll be looking for us. -All right.
When you get on the bus, just sleep directly.
All right.
Such a good boy.
Help me do the composition for a week.
No.
I had too much of drink.
But I'm not a fool.
Let's go.
Slow down. Over here.
Don't get lost.
Come on.
Take a look at your partner and see if everyone is here.
Let's me do a head count.
What's the matter with him?
Mo Mo, you...
You are not out of danger yet.
Sleep.
Teacher Gao is 4.1 metre away from us.
There's the effect of noise in the surroundings.
The degree of danger has been greatly reduced.
But the one at the front row is the famous king of gossip.
If he knows, Teacher Gao will know too.
That makes sense.
Mo Mo.
Let go. Teacher is here, Mo Mo.
Give me the tie.
The man who wears a tie looks the best.
If you want, I can take you there to buy it.
Really?
Come on. Be careful.
Those who are going in the same direction can go together.
-See you. -Slow down.
-Bye. -Bye, teacher.
See you.
-He's still sleepy. See you. -See you.
-See you, Teacher Gao. -Bye.
Be safe.
What's the matter with him?
He had too much of drink.
-What? -I couldn't control him.
Why do you want to control me?
Look. He doesn't listen to me.
Qiao Yi, talk to him. He listens to you.
-Why would he listen to me? -I will.
-Why? -You've logical thinking.
And I don't?
Too many loopholes.
All right. Stop talking. Sleep.
-You're home. -We're home.
Take a seat.
Dad, what's the matter?
It drives me mad.
The day before yesterday, a parent came to make a police report.
The girl is only 15 years old.
She's pregnant at the age of 15.
That scumbag is only 17 years old.
The juvenile crime rate is growing day by day.
So, I purposely bought this book.
It's so that you and Guan Chao can study it,
to prevent from making a mistake.
From now on,
every Friday night...
will be our family's meeting day,
to help both of you study it.
Dad, don't worry.
Little sister and I have good psychological health.
Right?
Sit down.
This book offers good guidance.
The aftermath of a mistake...
is about to happen.
There are a lot of examples inside.
Dad.
It looks like you are very free recently.
How did you know?
Your mum has ignored me for two days now.
Dad, think carefully if you have done anything wrong.
Otherwise, the aftermath of a mistake...
is about to begin.
Can you let me take a look at the maths homework?
It's on the table. Take it on your own.
What is this?
The gift for Yu Miao Miao.
I don't understand what's on your mind.
-Hao Wu Yi is much prettier than her. -Yu Miao Miao is so pretty.
Hao Wu Yi.
Hao Wu Yi is nothing like a girl.
I went shopping with Yu Miao Miao the other day.
She said she likes it.
But I think it's too boring to give a notebook.
That's why I wrote a promise on every page.
Move in together at the age of 20.
Have a dog with her at the age of 30.
Travel the world with her at the age of 40.
Buy a house for her by the sea at the age of 50.
Plant her favourite roses in the garden at the age of 60.
At the age of 70, I'll pick a crutch for her.
Even at the age of 80, I'll still tell her every day that she's pretty.
I want to record the story of our life.
Zhao Guan Chao.
You're really making plans with your life.
It's called being attentive.
Although I hate to admit it...
being the girl that you like with all your heart...
is quite blissful.
Thanks. No need to lick my boots.
If you can't get into the university, I will not support you.
I won't take you in if your girlfriend comes after you to kill you.
Why is there nothing about getting married?
Get married?
There's no such thing in my dictionary.
Why?
If you like someone, you'll want to be with him and get married to him.
Because other girls will be broken-hearted,
to see me married to another girl.
Marriage is not important.
Companionship is the longest-lasting confession of love. Keep it in mind.
This will be a famous quote after 10 years.
Thank you.
-Hello. -Yan Mo, are you awake?
Yes.
I'll come to find you. Let's go to the mall for lunch.
What would you like to eat?
Give me the tie.
The man who wears a tie looks the best.
If you want, I can take you there to buy it.
Do you like watching movies?
It's all right.
How about video arcade?
Not interested.
Are you hungry?
I can't. I'm on diet.
When I got here, I think I saw there's a gift for you.
What did you see?
A gift.
Over there.
Open it.
You are the cutest girl I have ever seen.
When you smile at me,
I started to fantasize about spending a lifetime with you.
I want to give you the best.
So, I wrote a promise on every page.
I hope you can complete the story of our life with me.
My goodness. No one has ever said something so touching to me.
Tell me once more.
No, do it in the school.
Say it in front of all the girls.
So long as you like it, I can tell you every day.
That's not right.
You have said these things to Hao Wu Yi before.
You are the one and only one.
All right, Zhao Guan Chao.
I'll accept you as my boyfriend.
Although I don't like the fact that you're Zhao Qiao Yi's brother,
I'll endure it.
What's wrong with Qiao Yi?
She...
Haven't you heard?
They said Zhao Qiao Yi is always with Hao Wu Yi because her family is rich.
What do you think?
The guys don't get it. Only the girls will.
-I'm leaving. -Where to?
Although you're very pretty,
my sister is my bottom line.
What?
Who takes back the gift that has been given away?
Qiao Yi.
Where's Yan Mo?
-He went to freshen up. I'll call him. -Da Chuan.
Did you give Yan Mo the wine yesterday?
No, he insisted to drink.
But we are sophomores.
It's inappropriate for you to bring the wine.
What's the matter?
Are you feeling unhappy or did you encounter something?
Perhaps, it's because I've hit puberty.
I'm at a loss.
This is perfect.
Read this book.
High School Students' Psychological Health Guidance?
There's no more warm water. Boil some.
I'll do it later.
When exactly is that?
After I'm done with this.
The light bulb is burned out.
-I'll buy it next time. -When is that?
Let me finish this.
Tian Wei Min.
Is that garbage bin a display?
It doesn't pain you to see me busting my buns every day.
Zhao Su Ying.
I've had enough of you.
Sit down.
Sit when I told you too.
How many times have I told you?
There's no end to the work.
You're aware of your health condition.
If anything happens to you,
I'm going to become an old bachelor.
Sit tight.
I'm going to buy the light bulb.
Tien, what are you doing?
Playing with the insect.
I can tell you had a fight with my mum.
Why does the female bug keep biting the male bug?
Menopause perhaps.
How long does this last?
I heard that some takes a lifetime.
That long?
You're bluffing.
Right. Where did you go
Dating.
Dating?
Instead of studying, you're dating?
Is she pretty?
The prettiest girl in school.
But I don't like being with girls who don't understand me.
I know you.
No.
I mean it's not that easy to find someone who understands you.
I'm a few years younger than your mum.
Back then, I was the one who knew your mum best.
But not now.
Your mum pinches me like I do this bug.
Back then, when I got married with your mum...
she was like the water.
I...
Today is our wedding anniversary.
I forgotten about it.
No wonder she flipped out.
You didn't prepare a gift, right?
A gift?
I'll give you a lesson.
The gift that a woman wants is just one thing.
Obedience.
Do whatever she asks you to.
This is the gift that I prepare for your mum.
Ying Ying, I'm home.
How many times have I told you?
Address people in a proper way.
I'm feeling cold.
My dear wife, I'm here to apologise. Isn't it?
Happy wedding anniversary.
It looks like someone doesn't want to entertain me.
I've prepared the gift for nothing.
You even prepared a gift?
It's outside. Go and take a look.
Wei Min.
I thought you forgot about today.
I'm sorry.
How is that possible?
Your husband knows you best.
How long have you prepared this?
How long?
I just went downstairs.
Liar.
This...
You even bought one in pink.
Shameless.
I didn't know that you've such nice handwriting.
This couldn't even represent your husband's best standard.
You have the cheek to say that?
Shameless.
My wife.
Don't you think it's really not easy to find someone who understands you?
Which do you prefer?
Anything goes.
This is not bad as well.
-But it seems... -I can give it a try.
I don't know how to tie it.
My mum ties my dad's necktie before he goes to work every day.
My mum always asked why my dad doesn't tie it himself.
But not matter how much she complains,
she'll still wait for my dad by the door with the necktie.
Later on, my dad secretly told me.
He purposely doesn't want to learn it.
He just wants to see the look of my mum tying the necktie for him.
He said that she looks very gentle.
The tie is a little crooked.
What are you doing?
Where are you going?
I'm sorry.
The dangerous signals when the boy and girl are dating.
First.
The boy and girl are seeing each other too frequently.
Second.
Both are hiding from each other.
Third.
When seeing the other half with other students of opposite gender,
one is filled with dissatisfaction and jealousy.
Fourth.
One unknowingly becomes concerned of the other half.
Why didn't you close the door?
I wanted to buy you Jay Chou's new album to thank you for teaching me.
"England, Cambridge."
The boy in the book,
will one day become a man,
and turn into other people's expectations.
This is easy.
The hard part is that...
after becoming a man...
he still has to stick with his perseverance.
To Zhao Qiao Yi,
she can't say it face to face if she doesn't like a person.
She has taught me something odd too.
Even if she likes you, she can't say it to your face too.
Fei Da Chuan.
What happens when you're drunk?
What do you think a man should be when he's drunk?
Mo Mo.
Let's sleep.
I think no matter what it is...
one must be an extraordinary man.
Live in the moment.
Don't waste a single second of your life.
It should at the very least be like this.
I would like to go away.
Yet, I'm afraid of being alone.
-Mo Mo. -The high...
It's already two in the morning.
We've been out the whole day, and you even had a drink.
If you still don't go to bed, it'll be bad for your health.
That makes sense.
I'm going to bed then.
Let's sleep.